Usually SpottedSurrounded by a gaggle of admirers. It’s a tough job catering to each one of them, but well; someone has got to do it.

How the world knows himSinfully hot, uber rich, spoilt rotten, ultra talented with an attitude to match. Say aye if you gave up reading post ‘hot.’

How his friends know himA sensitive guy with a heart of gold who he keeps guarded under multiple layers of bravado. Sightings were rare, but that guy is definitely in there somewhere.

Call him ifYou’re in trouble at 3 AM in the night, you need someone to bail you out or you’re just feeling down on your luck. Whether your call will get answered or not is conditional, depending on whether you’re a member of the Fab 5.

Do NOT call him ifYou’re not a member of the Fab 5. D’uh. Unless, of course, the polar ice caps are melting and he’s the only one who can save mankind from being wiped out. In which case, well, RIP. Also, are you sure you want to spend your last five minutes on the planet having your calls bluntly ignored? Spare yourself the trauma and read the first sentence again.

Some free Manik gyaanPeople treat you the way you let them treat you – so it’s better to be the bad boy – Makes things much simpler.