Usually spottedProwling for her next prey, whoops umm… Suitor.

How the world knows herA certified wildcat who isn’t afraid to bear her claws if anyone came within a ten feet radius of her precious Fab 5.

How her friends know herA certified wildcat who knows that everything wasn’t as merry as it looked on the surface of their hunky dory lifestyle. And who isn’t afraid to bear her claws if anyone came within a ten feet radius of her precious Fab 5.

Call her ifYou’re a masochist, looking to have your heart hammered into pieces – Although there remains no denying that the ride will definitely be worth the hammering later.

Do NOT call her ifYou’re looking for a deep, lasting commitment. Save your breath (& your dignity) and just dial Bella Swan instead.

Her mantraMy way or you f@#king die.